reblog if you like pasta
what are you trying to pull here dominos
17 and lives off fries
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week
and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.
Without winning an oscar for either
somehow we always end up here
everyone laughs at the number 69 but i wonder how many of you have actually tried it
when you look at your phone after a night partying and you are just ashamed of the messages you’ve sent
constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”
have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.
i am into consensual sex, i bathe, and i have gone four months without taking a human life
Do you ever think how surreal it is that there is an Internet subculture of young men who wear suits, collect guns and knives, disrespect women, but then watch a children’s cartoon about little fictional ponies and really enjoy it. Like I couldn’t make that up if I tried. How are we going to explain humanity to extraterrestrials at this rate
d o you guys ahve any idea how many bronies hav e sent me hate for this post . do you