"hey are you doing this tomorrow?"
"lol u mean today, it’s 12:01 am"
do you think ghosts can tell if youre gay or not? like im not gay but lets say hypothetically i was watching gay porn, would my grandmas ghost see me? totally not gay just asking hypothetically
"bear with me," i say
i have a bear with me. i want everyone to know
When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it
OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*
Bucky knows what’s up
my friends grandma got her something from hollister as a gift but apparently she didnt like the shirtless guy on the bag so she sewed a shirt on it
turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place
Nothing more awkward than putting a dish in while ya mom washing dishes
the way she looks you in the eye as you slide it past her arm
the guilt as you quietly look away
i’m not changing my password. if my blog gets taken it gets taken and i can finally be free of this hell
It’s 11:59 pm on 31st of December 1999 a woman is in labour the doctors scream at her to push she looks at her husband as he bites is nails in anticipation. Suddenly the clock hits midnight and the room goes silent she and her husband start to cry as they realise they will never have a 90s kid