17 and lives off fries

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matchless:

my biggest life struggle is when I want food but I’m too lazy to get it 

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dirudo:

Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today

Me :

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lameborghini:

i think what pisses me off more than anything else is the little spot the windshield wipers miss when it’s raining

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beerito:

follow for more complaining

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andrewhussiesbosom:

andrewhussiesbosom:

DONT CHA WISH YER GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

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DONT CHA

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thatguyprince:

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like thisimage

SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO

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cokeflow:

tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands

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illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

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follovved:

babedwire:

follovved:

its 2015 and everyone still hates me

It’s 2014

just planning ahead

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do eyelids tan

ernoticon:

*tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines*

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fruitpacks:

it takes all of my energy to read a post thats more than 2 sentences

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youarefuckingmajestic:

REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS.

STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD

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