1. Stay calm
2.Go to the bathroom
3. Get a pad
4. Put pad in panties
5. Get another pad
6. Place on arms
7. Get various more pads (Day time, nightime, normal or extra absorbent it’s up to you)
8. Place those pads all over your body
9. Walk into your room
10. Grab pigeon mask
i hate when guys assume you’re on your period when you get mad. like….. no…… when you’re asleep do you want me to assume you’re dead and bury you in the back yard? nope, didn’t think so.
My friends little sister just got her first period today.
In gym class..
It was co-ed.
She didn’t wanna get up off the gym floor so she told the male gym teacher that she doesn’t feel comfortable getting up an going on with gym and he asked her why. She told him she has a mythical dragon inside…
Me: "I have cramps."
Dad: "And sitting on the bathroom floor helps?"
Like, you can literally go to any female stranger and ask if they can “check” you and they’ll do it in a heartbeat without thinking it’s gross. If there is a spot then they assist in any way that they can by lending you a pad/tampon or giving you advice on how to hide it or just being kind by saying “there’s a spot but don’t worry, no one will see unless they have their face up your ass or something”.
I like that bond.
periods are traumatizing you know what would make them better if girls opened up their pads and like fortune cookies there would be a nice message on them like “your still pretty cute i guess” or “at least you wont bleed to death maybe” or “sharks cant reach the door nob your safe for now” or your vageener is special it spits blood venom enjoy”
basically, me when i am on my period…
waking up when you’re on your period like