17 and lives off fries

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"President Obama said today that we should probably think about putting some women on our money."
-New York Magazine
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vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

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gnarly:

Q is just an O with a Boner

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englland:

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is

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manhood:

I’m in tears she forted like twice

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unamusedsloth:

You got a problem?
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atane:

CNN doing what CNN does.
me: "hey you're pretty cute "
them: "i'm straight "
me: "accept the fucking compliment breeder"

pussyclestroyer:

sexting like

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lilbitch2006:

u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better

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Friend: "why are you crying?"
Me: "I'm just so beautiful"