17 and lives off fries

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kimkanyekimye:

Kim & Kanye leaving a movie theater in Calabasas, CA 10/19/14

digging-in2-ur-pants:

dangervvank:

"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"

I was not ready

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diamondtwink:

My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

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perks-of-being-chinese:

get the fries stop the cries

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causally:

YOU WANNA GO *gives you flowers* ON A DATE

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heart:

in 8th grade i thought dubstep was an artist and skrillex was the genre

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officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

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uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

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bingedrunk:

when you’ve been with the same guy for 4 years

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ashtonkisses:

why do good concert tickets happen to bad people

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clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

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actualjainasolo:

darshanapathak:

Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

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i want to be a mushroom because they’re cute and can also be poisonous

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raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

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ofsherlock:

grandpa tell the story about how you sent anon hate to that bitch again

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